
The year 2009 will always be remembered as the year that the first black man was ever inaugurated as President of the United States. The year 2010 will always be remembered as the first year that Spain won the World Cup. When it comes to 2011, it will always be remembered as the year that two bored college-students created a website called “We’re Hilarious” in honor of Priapus, the Greek god of fruit plants and male genitalia. These are the heroes…
Dr. Tyler Dickens, PhD.
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Dr. Daniel T. Scappaticci, DFA.
Not much is known about the origins of one Daniel T. Scappaticci. Dan was raised by wolves until he was 18, then went to Hofstra University and majored in Canine Studies with a minor in Creative Writing. Dan received his Master’s Degree at Wolf Blitzer’s Monotone University for Things and Stuff. He has traveled the world and has slapped one person from every country on the planet, a Guinness World Record. During the day, Dan doubles as a neurologist and a greeting card writer. At night, he grabs his mask and patrols the streets as The Boomerang Kid. He enjoys long walks on the beach and smelling newly-opened construction paper.
I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was...
We just…eh…um…yeeeeah.